Spooktacular Black Toothpaste Giveaway

beverly hills formula perfect black white toothpaste on a yellow toothbrush

Warning! I am going to thoroughly enjoy myself with the lamest of lame tooth-related jokes in this post. Nothing scarier than a bad joke…

Let’s get started!

What do you call grizzlies without teeth?

Gummy bears

I was lucky enough to be sent some Beverly Hills Formula’s black toothpaste which has activated charcoal in. I had read about this stuff previously and many people claimed it is the best way to achieve a dazzlingly bright white smile.

beverly hills formula perfect black white toothpaste on a yellow toothbrushSo I’ve been using it for the past month. Here is a photo of my fangs before I used the paste.
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Before I share a photo of my teeth after a month of Perfect White Black toothpaste, I think there’s time for another joke

What happened to the sheep that forgot to brush its teeth?

It got baaaaaad breath.

blurred photo of mum and toddler smilingI think there’s probably not much between it from the front, but inside my teeth look whiter with less staining from red wine and coffee, so I’m pleased to be able to judge that the toothpaste worked for me.

Do you know where whales go to get their teeth straightened?

The orca-dontist

I was a bit dubious that the toothpaste would be able to freshen breath too – I thought that I might need to brush with this and then use normal toothpaste too, but despite the spooky black appearance, it doesn’t just clean your tombstones, it actually does work as you’d expect toothpaste to work. Perfect White Black toothpaste is non-abrasive and also helps to combat plaque, gum disease and bad breath. That being said, you can also buy Perfect Black White Mouthwash to reach those places between your teeth and prevent bat breath (see what I did there?).

What do mice use to floss their teeth?

String cheese

The Beverly Hills Formula black toothpaste leaves my mouth feeling clean and it has a fresh minty taste. It’s priced £4.99 and is available from Superdrug and selected pharmacies.

Your chance to win 3 tubes of Beverly Hills Formula toothpastes in a fangtastic giveaway!

 
Beverly Hills Formula toothpaste giveaway

There are three tubes of Beverly Hills Formula toothpaste to giveaway. Prize draw ends on 20th November 2016. Prize is not transferable and no cash alternative is available. Prize will be delivered to a UK address only. Winner will be drawn at random from all valid entries. Ways to enter – tell me a terrible tooth-related joke (worth 3 entries) and/or follow me and Beverly Hills Formula on various social media (worth one entry each).

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52 Comments

  1. iain maciver
    October 31, 2016 / 8:02 pm

    Why are false teeth like stars?
    Because they
    come out at night.

    • Stevie
      November 1, 2016 / 12:50 pm

      You deserve to win!

  2. pete c
    October 31, 2016 / 9:14 pm

    What does the dentist of the year get?
    A little plaque.

  3. October 31, 2016 / 10:10 pm

    What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?
    Dental floss!

  4. Lorraine Langham
    October 31, 2016 / 11:01 pm

    What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A molar bear!

  5. mick proctor
    October 31, 2016 / 11:04 pm

    2.30

  6. Ruth Harwood
    November 1, 2016 / 7:51 am

    What happened when the slave put his head into a
    lions
    mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
    The lion closed its
    mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

  7. Ray Becker
    November 1, 2016 / 10:19 am

    Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.

  8. laura stewart
    November 1, 2016 / 10:49 am

    what time is your appointment? tooth-30 🙂

  9. November 1, 2016 / 11:31 am

    What did the dentist see at the North Pole? – A molar bear

  10. Abigail Cullen
    November 1, 2016 / 11:54 am

    What is a dentist’s office?

    A filling station

  11. cheryl price
    November 1, 2016 / 1:47 pm

    Why is 4,840 square
    yards like a bad tooth?

    Because it is an acre

  12. lucy higgins
    November 1, 2016 / 2:03 pm

    What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

  13. November 1, 2016 / 3:33 pm

    They called him the king of the dentists because he specialised in crowns.

  14. Sue McCarthy
    November 1, 2016 / 4:05 pm

    What is a Chinese Dentist’s favourite time? 2.30 (tooth hurty)

  15. Lorraine Stone
    November 1, 2016 / 8:23 pm

    Why did the King go to the Dentist? To get a new crown!

  16. Bryony Marshall
    November 3, 2016 / 5:18 pm

    Why did the King go to the Dentist? To get a new crown!

  17. mandydoherty65
    November 5, 2016 / 9:50 pm

    I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate

  18. mariad411
    November 7, 2016 / 12:49 am

    What do you get when you cross teeth with candy?

    dental floss

  19. November 9, 2016 / 6:55 pm

    Why does Dracula clean his teeth three times a day?
    – To prevent bat breath.

  20. Donna
    November 12, 2016 / 9:32 pm

    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.

  21. Liam Stephens
    November 12, 2016 / 10:21 pm

    Wahat award does a dentist of the year receive. A little plaque

  22. Anna Eagling
    November 12, 2016 / 10:22 pm

    Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? A: Denis.

  23. November 14, 2016 / 12:27 am

    What did the dentist say to the computer?
    This won’t hurt a byte

  24. Victoria Prince
    November 14, 2016 / 6:22 pm

    Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
    It has more bark than bite!

  25. Samantha R
    November 16, 2016 / 9:07 pm

    What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-Hurty!

  26. Anthea Holloway
    November 17, 2016 / 10:20 am

    I am going to visit a Chinese dentist today – at tooth-hurty

  27. Rebecca Roberts
    November 17, 2016 / 5:13 pm

    What did the lady say to the man I’m toothless nice to meet u!

  28. November 17, 2016 / 6:39 pm

    Q: Why did the deer need braces? A: He had buck teeth.

  29. Kelly b
    November 17, 2016 / 9:45 pm

    What did the dentist say to the golfer?
    You have a whole in one…..

  30. November 18, 2016 / 2:10 pm

    What time do you go to the dentist? – Tooth-Hurty

  31. ELISHA
    November 18, 2016 / 6:57 pm

    Why is the tooth fairy so smart? Because she has a lot of wisdom teeth. 🙂

  32. Allan Fullarton
    November 19, 2016 / 1:06 pm

    Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.

  33. charlie brunton
    November 19, 2016 / 3:20 pm

    What did the dentist say to the golfer…
    You have a hole in one.

  34. November 19, 2016 / 5:30 pm

    What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving? Fill me in when you get back.

  35. Kirsty Woods
    November 19, 2016 / 8:06 pm

    I have an appointment at the dentist tomorrow.
    Have you? What time?
    2:30 (tooth hurty)

  36. Nancy Bradford
    November 19, 2016 / 10:20 pm

    What did the dentist say to the crocodile? If you brushed your teeth better they wouldn’t hurt as much (I know it is terrible – collaboration with my child)

  37. Hayley Colburn
    November 19, 2016 / 10:49 pm

    What is a dentist’s favorite animal?

    A molar bear!
    .

  38. alice lightning
    November 20, 2016 / 2:26 am

    one tooth said to the other you don’t look too good, the other tooth replied I know visiting the dentist tomorrow

  39. Sheila Reeves
    November 20, 2016 / 8:04 am

    What do dentists call their x-rays?
    Tooth-pics!

  40. Dawn Samples
    November 20, 2016 / 9:22 am

    Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
    It has more bark than bite x

  41. Lindsey Stuart
    November 20, 2016 / 10:57 am

    What do you get if you cross teeth
    with
    candy ?
    Dental floss !

  42. Kim Styles
    November 20, 2016 / 12:32 pm

    Why did the deer need braces? He had buck teeth.

  43. Victoria Dixon
    November 20, 2016 / 1:08 pm

    What did the dentist say to his golfing patient? You have a hole in one! 😀 x

  44. claire croft
    November 20, 2016 / 3:28 pm

    Q: What does the dentist of the year get? A: A little plaque

  45. natalee gosiewski
    November 20, 2016 / 3:49 pm

    Q: Why did the king go to the dentist? A: To get a new crown!

  46. Tee simpson
    November 20, 2016 / 6:44 pm

    At what time do most people go to the dentist?
    A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).

  47. Jessica Powell
    November 20, 2016 / 11:29 pm

    What did the dentist give to the King?
    A new crown!

  48. Natalie Crossan
    November 20, 2016 / 11:46 pm

    What do you get if you cross teeth
    with
    candy ?
    Dental floss !

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