Warning! I am going to thoroughly enjoy myself with the lamest of lame tooth-related jokes in this post. Nothing scarier than a bad joke…
Let’s get started!
What do you call grizzlies without teeth?
I was lucky enough to be sent some Beverly Hills Formula’s black toothpaste which has activated charcoal in. I had read about this stuff previously and many people claimed it is the best way to achieve a dazzlingly bright white smile.
So I’ve been using it for the past month. Here is a photo of my fangs before I used the paste.
Before I share a photo of my teeth after a month of Perfect White Black toothpaste, I think there’s time for another joke
What happened to the sheep that forgot to brush its teeth?
It got baaaaaad breath.
I think there’s probably not much between it from the front, but inside my teeth look whiter with less staining from red wine and coffee, so I’m pleased to be able to judge that the toothpaste worked for me.
Do you know where whales go to get their teeth straightened?
I was a bit dubious that the toothpaste would be able to freshen breath too – I thought that I might need to brush with this and then use normal toothpaste too, but despite the spooky black appearance, it doesn’t just clean your tombstones, it actually does work as you’d expect toothpaste to work. Perfect White Black toothpaste is non-abrasive and also helps to combat plaque, gum disease and bad breath. That being said, you can also buy Perfect Black White Mouthwash to reach those places between your teeth and prevent bat breath (see what I did there?).
What do mice use to floss their teeth?
The Beverly Hills Formula black toothpaste leaves my mouth feeling clean and it has a fresh minty taste. It’s priced £4.99 and is available from Superdrug and selected pharmacies.
Your chance to win 3 tubes of Beverly Hills Formula toothpastes in a fangtastic giveaway!
Beverly Hills Formula toothpaste giveaway
There are three tubes of Beverly Hills Formula toothpaste to giveaway. Prize draw ends on 20th November 2016. Prize is not transferable and no cash alternative is available. Prize will be delivered to a UK address only. Winner will be drawn at random from all valid entries. Ways to enter – tell me a terrible tooth-related joke (worth 3 entries) and/or follow me and Beverly Hills Formula on various social media (worth one entry each).